{"product_id":"357-magnum-mug-funny-gun-humor-coffee-cup","title":"My Tits Are A Deadly Weapon, 357 Magnum Mug — Funny Gun Humor Coffee Cup,No Gun but I Have BULLET BREASTS","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.86 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.35 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter (with handle), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This glossy black ceramic mug brings a bold, unapologetic voice to morning coffee and late-night drinks. The high-contrast white text and vintage-style illustration read like a rallying cry—wry, sharp, and a little dangerous—so it stands out on a cluttered desk or a crowded kitchen shelf. It feels like the kind of cup someone reaches for when they want a private laugh, a reminder to stay steady, or a brief moment of defiant humor before facing the day. Sturdy, glossy, and built to handle daily use, it blends attitude with practical durability.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from 100% glossy ceramic (black finish)\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-contrast printed design that resists fading\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50632982036705,"sku":"28430284530873768631","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50649963102433,"sku":"21647093901200484053","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/6019\/7345\/files\/20261001035336-1f1bd4ba-d906-6970-a104-2294cce2405a.png?v=1790826968","url":"https:\/\/lifelibertythepursuitofsnark.com\/products\/357-magnum-mug-funny-gun-humor-coffee-cup","provider":"LifeLiberty\u0026ThePursuitOfSnark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}