{"product_id":"funny-calm-your-t-ts-ceramic-mug-sassy-gun-humor-coffee-cup","title":"Funny ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Ceramic Mug — Sassy Gun Humor Coffee Cup","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.19 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter (with handle), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.76 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This ceramic mug brings bold personality to morning coffee and late-night tea. Printed with bright, scratch-resistant ink, the design wraps the white ceramic surface with colorful typography and a fierce illustrated character — equal parts sassy and unflinching. The generous C-shaped handle fits comfortably in your hand, so the mug feels steady even when filled to the brim. Choose from three sizes to match your routine: a standard 11oz for lighter sips, a 15oz for longer breaks, or a 20oz mega mug for extra-long days. It withstands microwave reheats and dishwasher cycles, so it keeps looking vibrant while staying easy to use day after day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Three size options: 11oz, 15oz, 20oz\u003cbr\u003e- Durable white ceramic body with scratch-resistant finish\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp full-color printing\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped large handle for easy gripping\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":50632325005537,"sku":"22988154355757608908","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/6019\/7345\/files\/10468855299125132806_2048.jpg?v=1790788451","url":"https:\/\/lifelibertythepursuitofsnark.com\/products\/funny-calm-your-t-ts-ceramic-mug-sassy-gun-humor-coffee-cup","provider":"LifeLiberty\u0026ThePursuitOfSnark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}